You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked. The correct answer is "C" but partial credit can be given to anybody who writes "It depends" in the margin of the test or simply blames the whole stupid thing on "Marketing." Engineers have different objectives when it comes to social interaction."Normal" people expect to accomplish several unrealistic things from social interaction: To the engineer, all matter in the universe can be placed into one of two categories: (1)things that need to be fixed, and (2)things that will need to be fixed after you've had a few minutes to play with them. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. Against better judgement, the shining glare of the purple GPA brings you in. Welcome to the world of things you’ll never understand and yet a world you’ll never leave. Just be prepared to hold your breath as you drag home a nasty GPA to wash and count down the days until they cut the hair/beard they’ve been growing out all summer) 2. “Don’t worry I’m fine” after Wreck the Frec actually translates into: cleaning up their puke from their bed, from them and unfortunately from you for the next four hours. So don’t get too attached and don’t fret - your Earl Grey Tea Latte will be patiently waiting for you at Starbucks down the road. So if you can’t resist (like me) keep in mind the following things to hopefully help you navigate the bizarre, unpredictable and straight fucked up waters of dating an engineer. You will really question your life choices when you’re bleaching their sheets and wondering if this could possibly be worth looking cute wearing an oversized GPA on Hoco 3. This cute, underrated little study spot with delicious treats and tea will go from being your favourite place to ‘no mans land’ as you attempt to avoid all possible interactions post-break up. But you will have purple stained sheets from their dicks being purple and pit flu for the next two weeks (Also never question what is in the pit... It doesn’t matter if you’re pre-med or pre-law, you’ll probably get asked to diagnose the ‘weird pain in my neck’ or to correct poorly written essays for electives they do not want to take. Embrace the grammatical errors and be prepared for an attempted compliment along the lines of “Oh Wow! ” Here is where you can perfect the ‘smile and nod’ before excusing yourself to save your sanity (and your relationship) 5. ” or maybe even an unintelligible drunk text during half-time of the homecoming football game. Nothing says Queen’s like having sex in a dirty campus building with a purpled dick.
Especially in a big city like Los Angeles or New York, looks alone do not suffice.
I need, nay, the intellectual engagement, and legions of smart, educated men feel similarly.
So it pains me to no end to see my smart, educated, lovely female friends remain single, alone and lonely in spite of their best efforts. Surely there is something wrong with the world if they remain single for so long.
A married women from California said, “If your husband is a mechanical engineer, he will help you in everyday tasks.
Because mechanical engineers are good team players and they have creative ideas about everything.” girls said that software engineers are most attractive and hot boyfriends.