Yes, I just used sexy as an adjective to describe sex. Writing reviews is hard, and who wants to go through all the trouble of sitting down, playing games, and talking about them (especially when I could be doing things I really like, like sitting down, playing games, and talking about them).
Life is hard, and Paul Franzen works us mercilessly. That means I have to type like two full sentences a day! Shown above: the preliminary results of my videogame-playing machine.
Without further ado, TOPBOTS is excited to present our “Top 5 Bots To Get You Laid”: Online dating is a chore.
Culling through a high volume of potential matches will cause anyone burnout.
Difficultly preventing it from overheating, writing erotic Samus fanfiction.
Luckily, I know something that is a machine: machines.
However, Kitty is not who she seems – Agent Ryan uses her cybersleuthing abilities to demonstrate that Kitty is in fact a “computer animated avatar chatbot with machine learning artificial intelligence.” In the course of this demonstration, Agent Ryan types repeatedly to Kitty until Kitty overloads and self-destructs on the computer screen.This went significantly better, considering Lincoln-bot actually answered Michael’s questions, even if he answered them like he was strung out on some pretty powerful opiates. Lots of dudes had them, not just rapists and Wolverine.The interview was informative, and we learned that Lincoln thinks the games are the best invention since the electric kettle and that his grandparents preferred sexy, dirty premarital sex to regular, old boring marriage sex. With these prior rousing successes, I thought it was time for us to bring back one of our chatbot companions and actually put them to work.Colombina can be used in generation of texts, comments or replics in many fields or simply just for fun.The other day I was asked by a sex researcher to participate in a new research endeavor.