Senior Advisor To The President The documents below are part of a trove of classified files provided to The Onion by an anonymous whistleblower in the White House.
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Olivier Poirier-Leroy is a former national level swimmer based out of Victoria, BC.
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NEW YORK—Insisting that he’s capable of reaching the same heights as in the past, small forward Carmelo Anthony told reporters Wednesday that he is confident he can still help a contender flame out in the first round.
VATICAN CITY—Arriving in their dusty pickup trucks from as far away as the dioceses of Oria and Locri-Gerace to express their support for a leader who they say embodies their interests and defends their way of life, droves of rural working-class archbishops reportedly poured into St. ATLANTA—Noting how important it is to make a good first impression, Pittsburgh Pirates rookie first baseman Josh Bell told reporters before Tuesday’s game against the Atlanta Braves that he’s still nervous about chatting with opposing baserunners.Ten years ago this week, Google Street View launched, offering panoramic views of locations all over the world.As the tech giant continues to debut new projects, The Onion highlights some of Google’s most ambitious ventures to date: As our employees ceaselessly analyze a vast trove of classified White House documents on ocean barges floating outside the jurisdiction of the Fair Labor Standards Act, we are finding ample evidence that the path being pursued by this president and his cabinet is, as anticipated, startlingly unlike any other in history.He no longer has either of his medals from the Sydney Games.He donated his gold medal for the 50m freestyle to the Red Cross Tsunami relief fund, selling it over e Bay and raising just over ,000 to a swim fan in the Philippines.