Actually on second thoughts I might ask Natalie to join me in the tropical Pacific Islands to get naked with some whales.
As white whales frolic beneath the waves, a strange presence becomes apparent in their midst: a woman is swimming naked beside their flukes in the icy cold waters of Russia’s White Sea.
Hence we have these incredible images, taken by Viktor Lyagushkin, of Natalia Avseenko, 36, in her baby suit and skin to skin with the white whales.
For Natalia this was no simple task of just stripping off and getting naked for a skinny dip.
From my interpretation of the article the whales don't like swimming with guys in wet suits but a hot naked Russian woman is a different proposition altogether.
That is a bit sad if I have understood it properly hell swim naked with whales by all means hell I would love to swim naked with Natalie as well but why the hell would you want to remove them from the ocean and stick them in a swimming pool.
Gliding through the ocean in temperatures below freezing, she swims effortlessly through the water with nothing to help her breathe.
Miss Petrik, 38, one of the world's top free divers, swims underwater with no air tanks and can hold her breath for up to two minutes.
After entering the water she grabbed hold of a passing Beluga Whale for a lift - a moment captured by British photographer Dan Burton.
And the Beluga Whale seems to be managing pretty well too.
This is the extraordinary moment when the graceful mammal bumped into a free diver swimming in Russia's White Sea. Julia Petrik, had to cut through ice one foot thick to get in to the -2C (28F) water off the north-west coast of the country.